1. "Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor."
    the greatest thing i have ever read (via fawun)
  2. greeneyedgarnet:

    spookynez:

    chaosprancing:

    superwholockgarfield:

    morgrana:

    OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

    it’s past, present and future

    you will be hurt

    you are hurt

    you were hurt

    BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

    you poetic little shit

    it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

    you will be stupid

    you are stupid

    you were stupid

    that hurt

  3. crissle:

    prettysighs:

    peachoflife:

    kodamaface:

    anostalgicnerd:

    This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.

    OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS 

    Always reblog the Clock Stretch! The Big Comfy Couch was so much fun to watch, but I always waited for this. Could do almost all of it except the roll when I was little.

    Loonette was my entire life. Still is.

    yeah i’m old what the fuck is this

  4. crissle:

    beyoncebeyoffce:

    IT’S BACK

    SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

    JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

    i have never understood this video but i love it.

  5. vegathebeast:

    ursulatheseabitchh:

    The last three Disney films that starred POC were the Emperor’s New Groove in 2000, Brother Bear in 2003 and Princess and the Frog in 2009.

    What did they have in common?

    image

    image

    image

    Exactly.

    Smh

  6. relahvant:

    drunkonfairyblood:

    bringingsherlockbach:

    Celebrities taking the underground

    What fucking subway is this

    imagine just getting on a train and bam your fav celebrity is sitting there listening to miley cyrus and eating a burrito

  7. yellfang:

    party-at-the-tardis:

    shavingryansprivates:

    why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

    • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
    • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
    • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

    and fucking died

    humpty dumpty committed suicide

    jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

    A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

  8. tacobell:

    Get me Taco Bell so I know it’s real. 

  9. bethrevis:

    you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

  10. celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

    celestial-sexhair:

    sararye:

    justarandomturtle:

    we’re here to fuck shit up.

    ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

    I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

  11. danrdarrenc:

    the-wolf-and-the-star:

    morsmordre-x:

    Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?

    People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.

    But think about this. 

    Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.

  12. lacienegasmiled:

    The side of Michael Jackson they don’t show you: his ACTUAL RACE.

    On 6th February 1984, after winning an unprecedented number of AMA awards Michael spoke to black publication JET magazine about people in his life he was thankful for; Stevie Wonder, who expresses pride of race in his music.

    “That’s why I love Stevie Wonder’s album called Songs in The Key of Life… He had a song called Black Man and I just jumped up screaming when I heard that record because he’s showing the world what the Black man has done and what other races have done… He named it Black Man and all these people who have got the album sing it. And that’s the best way to bring about the truth.”

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